Lobster - Soul mate, the one you are meant to be with undoubtedly. The one you have been with in past lives and that you will be with in other lives. For example, "I cannot wait to marry my lobster, we are meant to be."

Cod/Codfish - Someone who gets in the way of you and your lobster. This person could also be described as someone your lobster uses to pass time until the timing is right for you and your lobster. This person is also ugly. VERY ugly and extremely annoying to you and you wish they would die. For example, "I hate stupid Codfish L and Codfish S, why do they try and get in the way of us and our lobsters?"

Red Herring - A person that either you or your lobster, or both, use to pass time or to make each other extremely jealous. For example, "Ah, I am only dating this red herring because I don't want to be lonely until I can be with my lobster."

Fishermen - Parents who get in the way and try to tell you who is good for you and who isn't and often times does not like your lobster. For example, "The fisherman don't like my lobster, they can kiss my ass."

Shark - Someone who does not support you and who goes behind your back and says how much they hate your lobster or you. More or less a fairweather friend, a fake friend. For example, "That shark is a fucking fake bitch. She can kiss my ass and find a new friend if she doesn't like my lobster or me."

Sardines - Exes of yours who want you, but you don't want them at all. For example, "Ew I would never date that sardine again. NOT interested."

Rotten Tuna - Exes of your lobster. Who the hell likes smelly rotten tuna, anyways? For example, "Why the fuck would your lobster be interested in that rotten tuna? Nobody likes her."