i hate when i fuck up good things. i hate it even more when its something that cannot be fixed

i need a real friend

try not to lose any fingers to fireworks today

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electronic cigarettes. comes with a USB charger!

i found a nice easy recipe for DMT. i have everything i need to make it except the seeds to grow the canary grass and the zippo fluid. the best thing. i only need to put down $25 in supplies to make ounces and ounces of the most potent hallucinogen known to mankind.

i've been doing lots of research on it. its actually quite a fascinating drug. it is found in almost every living thing. in humans it is created in our pineal gland (our 3rd eye) which detects light, and sets our circadian rhythms (pretty much our sleep cycles) DMT stands for dimethyltryptamine, which is a neurotransmitter very similar in chemical structure to serotonin. The pineal gland actually converts serotonin to DMT at night, and DMT to serotonin during the day.

it is the only drug known that actually increases brain power, and rejuvenates the body. Studies have shown that with casual use of DMT, IQ goes up, stress goes down, and your body is more rested. Many people think that DMT is capable of sending humans into accelerated evolution, due to its ability to lift the constraints of our minds and let us see more than what our senses our capable or perceiving.

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But momma I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old
But cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

We even got a secret handshake
And she loves the music that my band makes
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun

(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

It's been awhile since we talked last and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)

I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is (ba ba da da)

It's gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
She'll be back into my arms once more for sure

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

She's got a smile that would make the most senile
Annoying old man bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes comparable to sunrise
And it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
She's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we can be on the phone for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I start to build my future she's the main component
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like here

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)

For what it's worth
I'd do it again
With no consequence
I will do it again

thank god the weekend is just about here. this week has been hell.

until the love of my life will be back in my arms! Steph's coming back on July 22nd for 3 weeks. I wish she could stay longer, but she'll be out here for her birthday! we're gonna get tattoos! i'm so excited. I love you babe

woo! i'm drunk. i wrecked house in pong tonight. went 7-0. still undefeated since i've been to cali

i'm in sand diego? how did that happen? oh well. big party tonight. should be fun. i'm gonna make some cash!

last night i dropped my pipe and it shattered into 100 pieces. so this morning i went out and got a new one. its got orange and blue swirls, and its starting to turn purple where its was originally clear. i named it Goku. i'll post pix if i can get a camera

ugh. i'm in charge of dinner this year for easter, so i've been cooking and prepping food all day, and i'm tired and irritated.

i've got a big party to get to tonight, and everyone is waiting on me to bring the "party supplies".

and to top things off, my great-grandma just shit herself.

i getta DJ a big house party tonight. Its gonna be a blast. Imma see if i can keep my beer pong title and continue to be undefeated since 2006.