So... I've got 2 hours in Final Fantasy and all i can say is... WTF?! Its lacking in originality, I see so many of the other games in this one. From the start of the game on a train as freedom fighters... Final Fantasy VII anyone? To the point where that main character put her sword away in a sheath oddly shaped like a buster sword.

Aside for the familiar feeling of playing this game before, all this characters are just ridiculous and over the top! Lets start with the names; Snow, Lightning, Hope, Vanille, and Shaz. I guess they couldn't call her Vanilla cause that would have just been too weird? This character bugs me the most because she is what I like to call a "squeak toy" character. She's designed for all the pedo fans of final fantasy. She makes more noises then words, and most of the noises she makes, aside from being completely useless and out of context of ANYTHING, are semi-erotic grunts and noises. Why does she makes such noises? I keep asking myself that question every time the camera is on her. Aside from that, the actor CAN NOT keep an accent going on her. At first, i thought she had no accent. Then, i the middle of a sentence, she switched to an British accent, which makes no since seeing as there appears to be no foreign lands here. Then, a few lines later, she has an Indian accent. And at some other point, she has an Australian accent. And she''ll constantly switch between those accents or have none at all. This character has no real point in the game, at all. She is there to please the pedo's, that's the only reason i could see her being there. She is the fucking Jar Jar Binks of this game.

Then there is Hope. Hope is the most emo of all J-RPGS i have ever seen. He literally falls to the ground and huddles up in the fetal position and cries where there is a loud noise that surprises him, and that IS NOT an exaggeration. He is suppose to be on this mission to kill Snow for killing his mother. This is forced drama at its finest. He's"desire" to kill Snow makes no since, figuring as it was the Pulse item that forced their family to go into the "Purge," it was the government that was going to massacre them all, there were monsters trying to kill them, and that the mother died while trying to protect the child, because, i kid you not, the child almost started crying when someone tried handing him a gun. All snow did was ask for a few volunteers to help hold off the government while the rest were taking to a safe place. And don't think for a second i am trying to defend that fucking two sided, action line spewing character called Snow. There is NO reason for this character Hope to have the desire to kill Snow, when over 50 other things where trying to kill him and his mother that day. Even when he meets and travels with Snow, he cant even bring himself to talk to Snow, much less seek his "revenge."

Shaz. Shaz is black. And the game will give you every chance to see that Shaz is black. He fights with 2 pistols, which he normally has turned sideways as he fights. Cause, as we all know, those pesky sights on the gun are just a suggestion. As for his clothes I cant deiced if he just stepped out of an episode of Shaft (though i am sure that is where his name came from) or if he is on his way to a black panther meeting. This character constantly toe the line of stereotypical with his hair being almost a fro, firing his guns sideways, and lines that might as well be shortend to "What you taklin' bout, Lightning?!" But, despite this, I find that this is the character I hate the least. I hate him the least because he constantly has to ask "Why?" much like i am, and much like the game, there in no answer given. And he asks why at the most appropriate times, like "Why do we have to fight this giant monster that hasn't attacked us and is ignoring us and poses no threat to anybody?" or "Why are we moving in a direction that is obviously going to take us into dnager and trouble when this path will take us where we want to go without the hassle of fighting or wasting time?" or "Why are we constantly splitting up if we are all being hunted and someone is trying to kill us?" This character feels out of place, cause he seems to be the only one trying to put some thought into what they are doing. Not just rushing out and killing everything cause it twitched.

And now we come to that ass hat, smug, action line spewing, what the fuck are you thinking, more narrow sighted then a Republican eating apple pie and watching Glenn Beck character named Snow. I hate, hate, HATE HATE HATE HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE this character. The last thing i did with him was fight a summon and once i fight the summon, i got the right to use it, and what did it turn into? A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE! A. FUCK. ING. MOTOR. CYCLE. WHY?! WHY GAME?! WHY?!? And you name it Shiva?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Why is it the last thing i did? Because i had to turn off my xbox and walk away. It was too much. A fucking motorcycle. WHY?! This is FUCKING STUPID. This is just the icing on the pile of shit that is this character. This character is suppose to be a "hero," and he constantly reminds you of that by someone calling him hero every 3 mins if he is on screen. But how am i suppose to believe that he is a hero when less then 30 seconds after he lost more then 20 people fighting for he is laughing and cracking jokes. He is laughing WHILE you can see all the bodies of those he just led to there death. This guy is no fucking hero, he's a god damn villain pretending to be a hero. No only that, but he looks like a god damn Kingdom Heart reject character. And how does he know how to fight? Well, he had a small seaside cafe that funded his anti-government group. Yeah... FUCKING STUUUUUUUUPID! And how is it that a man wearing nothing but leather gloves is suppose to defeat men wearing full metal body armor and guns? How is he not mowed down every time he starts running right at them, yelling some cliche action line?! i cant even get into his "love" story, it fucking hurts my head every fucking time. FUCK. THIS. CHARACTER.

And, finally, Lightning. I don't care what they say, this charter was written up to be a man, and they changed the model at the last second to make it seem different. It's fucking Cloud. Angsty, quite, and retarded. The most shallow, ripped off character i have seen in a while. This is the long fabled remake of FF VII. Except boring.