I'm watching The Little Mermaid tv show and its this weird episode where Sebastian is taken by some weird doctor and is going to be used for his CRAB EXPERIMENTS!! Like seriously he only experiments on crabs, WTF! So he has this little apprentice boy thing who finds Sebastian and finds out he can talk and he's all like "A talking crab!! This time he's gone to far!!!" Okay. What the hell. A talking crab is too far when there are like six-foot mutated crab beasts caged in your home. Yeah. That totally makes sense