Scott Baio is 45 and single.
All I have to say to that is the following: "No shit!"
You were on fucking Charles in Charge and Joni loves Chachi or however the hell you spell it; did you really think that was just the beginning for you and the girlies were gonna come a swarmin' after that? That was IT for you, buddy.

Trying to talk to an ex about having kids
"Are you kidding me?"
"Why?"
"When we met, I had a small part on Charles in Charge and I thought there was something going on between us and the day of the taping you showed up with Pamela Anderson. That wasn't nice."
"I'm sorry, but I'd really like to talk about me for a minute.."
"You want to talk about you? You can't commit to anything"
[Woman gets in her car]
[Scott Baio walks to his car and is driving away]
"At least she still has a nice rack" Next time we watch 2 minutes of Brett Michaels' show