Please! Someone save me! I'm smothered under endless amounts of pixel buttons and javascript rollovers.. s-.. some.. someone.. *drowns in a heap of HTML, CSS, Javascript, PHP, Pixeled Graphics and Buttons*

If aliens are real, I think this is what they look like.
Aliens

They come into your general area at night, flashing bright lights and shiny clothing, oddly colored skin and hair (or lack thereof).. and then.. next thing you know... you've been abducted and anally probed. That's my theory on life on other planets. They're all fairy princesses.

I should be abducted so I can join the party. The slogan isn't "Take me to your leader", its "TAKE ME TO YOUR PENOR"!